Bachelorette Re-Cap...Lisbon

Did the guys coordinate their outfits for the opening scene?
....all in flip-flops!

Roberto....if I were single, you could be my King of my Castle.
{But I already have a keeper for the King of my Castle.}
Frank....everyone WANTS the one-on-one date.
Quit whining.

I'm sure half of the townspeople walking around were thinking...
'get a room already'!

Oh Frank's panties are all going to be in a twist because he is on the two-on-one.
Cry baby.

Oh the Jake vs. Vienna should be good.

'Nice intimate dinner...just the three of us.'
Totally awkward but the guys made the best of it with the laughter.

Ty is too cheesy sweet for me.
Plus he kinda has a funny nose that I can't get past.

Best quote of the night goes to Chris L AGAIN....said to Kirk,
"Well Cinderella, lets get you ready for the ball!"

Frank definitely got more make-out time than Ty.

Kirk is getting cuter by the minute.
That's a pretty tall glass of beer for both of them.
Oh good the horse and carriage came and picked them up.

Ali, you are overly dramatic and I'm over you.
I'm still here because of Roberto....um...I mean the guys.

Ty, you are just not as funny as Chris L. with your little one-liners.
Trying to tell him you will write him if he doesn't come back wasn't very funny.
Maybe I'm just being sensitive
because I think Chris L. might go home tonight
and I wanted him to be top two.
{remember he wasn't in any previews for tahiti and the other guys were}
:(

I keep trying to fast-forward my DVR and keep realizing I'm watching real time tonight.
I hate having to watch commercials now.

Maybe Ali should drive.
She's driven in all the other dates.
He was in the crosswalk.
I am laughing so hard right now!
Slow is good Ali. Quit rushing things.

Hold on for dear life Chris. She will show you how it's done.
If Chris was still driving they wouldn't have been there until dark!

Oh the bracelet was so sweet...especially waiting to give it to her.
Ali, you are crazy if you let him go. Starting out as friends is the way to go.

OH....I am so excited! She just picked Chris L. first.
Jumping up and down.

Yay for Kirk too!

So sorry, Ty. Really. I am.
But I am so happy too!

Really Ali...there goes the drama again.
Did you have to stand in the rain with the sad face?
C'mon. Ridiculous.

Now, onto Jake vs. Vienna

First off Vienna....being a pilot's wife can be a bit lonely.
You signed up for that.

Oh....text messages. How old are they?
This is high school.
But I can't stop watching.

Vienna, I'm pretty sure you didn't mind the media stuff.
In fact, I'm betting you wanted more and
I have to say you were smart to take it to the media first
to cash in.....cuz when this is over, no one is going to be interested.

I think I am siding with Vienna.
Except its a polygraph test....not a poly-a-graph test, sweetheart.

Vienna, you are being caught in a little lie.
You wouldn't stay in L.A. if you weren't liking it.

Oh wow, I'm kinda seeing Jake's side too.
Vienna, won't shut up.

This is stupid. They are fighting over a dog.
Why, can't I turn it off?!

Dave and I are scratching our heads right now.
This is immature and stupid.
Then we turn to each other and.....
decide that we probably sound just as immature
and fight about stupid things too.
And, if that is what we sound like
we need to apologize to our neighbors!

And to each other!