The Bachelorette - Re Cap.

Let's start this train wreck of a show.
I already have so many thoughts just from the previews.
And I think it is safe to say that Ashley lacks self confidence.

Ben C. for the flash mob.
I was hoping it was Ryan.

Oh that's right...Ben C. said that he wanted the next dance date!

'No one's watching us'....except everyone with cameras.

Before music started....cheesy.
After music started....serious chills.
Ben C. I heart you!

You just need to slow down a bit when talking.
Although this is a bit of speed dating huh?!

And the mask man music starts!
Life changing experience...really? You've just been standing around all alone.
Take it off! Take it off! Take if off!
Ya....that was so anti-climatic.
He's not bad looking...but still weird.

Oh no...and now he is a comedian.

Make fun of each other....this is going to be good!
F.Y.I. the backstreet boys outfit isn't going to be funny.

And Ding Dong aka William....you aren't impressing me much anymore.

Oh ya...William you killed it.
Killed your chances.
And, you're not funny.

Bentley you make me sick.
I can't believe that Ashley doesn't see it written all over his face.
Bentley was the one that wasn't excited.
Oh I don't even know what to write.
He is just appalling.

FYI Bachelor...no roast ever again.
William why aren't you telling her that it was a joke.

It wasn't how you felt.
I think she would get that it wasn't what you really felt.
Instead you are running away.
She wants you to put your arms around her and say sorry.

What a bad episode and I have a feeling it's only gonna get worse.
The only person that can comfort her is going to be William.
And....Ryan comes in a saves the night.
Now, William might not have a chance.

Should I just fast forward through the Bentley one on one time?
What is wrong with this man that he is out to mess with a girl's mind.
Oh she called you on the carpet and you can't even talk your way out of it.
Ashley is SO blind.
He is such a douche bag. Can a guy be a douche bag?
Wipe that smirk off your face. It's gross.

HaHa Bentley....you thought it was going to be you.
You lost. Ryan won!

And, Ashley hunny, you think you have self confidence issues now....wait until you see all this air. You're going to need some counseling because of douche bag. I'd charge the Bachelor for those services.

Bentley...you aren't good looking. You aren't funny and your hair is gross.
Ummm...ya...playing everyone has already been done.

The Country singer beat you to it!

You are such a jerk on camera....why don't you have the same guts with Ashley.
Why use your daughter as an out if you are trying to really play everyone.
Oh Ashley...HE'S NOT WORTH IT.
Ashley...he's at week two...just like your texts said.
OPEN YOUR EYES.
This is sickening what he is doing.
He is mentally ill.

This is borderline abuse...allowed by the producers.

Makes me sick.
Make him leave.

I hope the producers just show her the video so she can move on.

I won't be able to handle the Bentley references through the whole season.
Ding Dong needs to come in and save the day....please!

I don't usually watch Jimmy Kimmel...but I'm recording that episode.

J.P. is so sweet. And I love a man with short short hair!

Please producers...put her out of her misery so she can move on.
Chris Harrison....do the right thing.
Spill the beans.

Mask Man...it's a little too late to start a friendship.

You shouldn't have hid behind the mask for so long.

Ding Dong...step up to the plate. Fight like you want her.
Tell her. Speak up. William...just tell her sorry.

Out in the open...bear your soul to her in front of everyone....
it will make you real...and she will love it.

Ben F. was a surprise with the rose. What's with these long haired guys that she has hardly spent any time with? Ames looks like he is in some sort of uniform. Not cool at a rose ceremony. If you want a rose....please wear a jacket.

Just got chills again.
Yay for Ding Dong!!

the bathroom scene was really weird.
like REALLY.