You know the car dealership commercial where they are moving from one car lot to another? Imagine the man in the leisure suit screaming as he walks by a 1986 Ford Fairlane: "We'd rather sell them than move them!"
Tune in to this newsflash:
This coming weekend is Primitiques' last full weekend at it's current location in Poetry.
When you come for the Dress Up Party this Saturday, be prepared. Don't bring the smallest car in your garage. Bring a truck and a trailer. We'll help you load up.
We are slashing prices! We are wheeling and dealing! No financing necessary! No credit? Bad credit? No problem. Bring cash!
What do we have? Check out these super slick, only-been-driven-to-church-and-back-by-granny, goodies:
1900's model mirrors
1950's model cedar hope chest
20th century suitcases and furniture.
Buy some suitcases. Buy some stuff. We don't need no stinkin' boxes!
Come and get it!
I'll meet you at 2am if I know you are coming! (I am totally not serious) But, private appointments will be available this Sunday, if you are interested.
Tomorrow, we'll discuss your outfit.
Happy Tuesday! ~Mindy


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