The Bachelorette - Tahiti

Already loving the relationship with Cape Cod from the previews.
He really would be perfect for her.
If she wasn't....so Ali.
A little quirky, down to earth, funny, ohhh I just really like him.
He's my fave!

Oh ya...let's get to the goods on Frank.
I heard that Frank wanted to tell Ali earlier,
but the producers wanted him to wait.
I just can't stand him anymore.

Frank, I'm worried that you might be gay and just don't know it yet.
So Nicole knows she is going to be on TV and doesn't dress up even a bit.
Oh maybe those are denim leggings.
Way to go Frank, tell her all about Ali and your great relationship
then let her know she is the one. It is like a mini final rose ceremony.

Well the whole Nicole + Frank reunion just might end up being better than the past Bachelors. How sweet. How cute. They really do look in love.
Oh...you should be scared Frank.
Ali can be ruthless.
But....I'm thinking she might just understand.

I want to go to Tahiti and stay in one of the huts in the water.
Dave just said he wants to go to Tahiti and surf.
I think we need to start saving for Tahiti!

Cheesy throw the hair out of the water.
Really?
Gag me with a spoon.

Roberto has really bad sweaty pits.
They both look so sweaty.
Is that enjoyable?

I do think Roberto is her best match on the show.
Perfect balance of work/family/looks.
eeeks...her dress looks like a swimsuit...a little too revealing in the front.
She keeps eyeing the sweat rolling down his side burn.
Poor guy...use the napkin, will you.
Wipe that sweat off your brow.

Oh the 'I'm falling in love with you.'
Such a great lead into the ever so tough first 'I love you.'

When Dave told me that...he wrote it on a band-aid.
I still have it....somewhere!

Has Roberto never seen Bachelor...
does he not know about the fantasy suite?
Really?

Dave wants to know if they have sex on these over-nighters.
What a tramp...he says.
I don't know.
No one has ever really spilled the beans on the over-nighters.

Hello Cape Cod.
I just slept with Roberto last night.

And poor Chris saying I want one of those little islands with the palm trees.
You are a day late, buddy.

Oh they do get their own little island time too.
I love the pearl analogy.
They definitely have chemistry.
And a slow start to love is always better!

His little eyebrow raise with "ya" to the fantasy suite was so cute!
They totally got the better fantasy suite!

My bad on thinking she will understand with Frank.
Chris Harrison even looks pissed.

Was Frank thinking he was going to go on the amazing date with Ali,
then tell her.
Oh no...Chris H. made it clear to do it RIGHT AWAY.
Don't waste any more of their money.

You could hear Frank's heartbeat in the microphone.
And, Ali's already crying.
Ali's thinking...'just tell me your gay'....
not that you have a girlfriend too.

Oh she looked at him like he cheated on her....when he said he went to Chicago.
Frank is acting like it was HIS journey...not Ali's.
This is sad.
Go run into the arms of Cape Cod. He will make you feel all better.

So now Ali is left on the beach with a date with Chris H.

Of course there is something wrong with you, Ali.
It's always about you.

Are we really doing a faux before the rose ceremony stare at the pictures?
Oh...and we are having a rose ceremony.
Won't the boys be shocked when there are just two of them.

Two of my favorites, I might add!

I love her dress.
Too bad her hair is still messy.

Roberto looks like he would have kicked Frank's butt if he were still here.
He looks livid.
Why was she so vague?

What a sweet rose ceremony though.
It might just be one of my favorites!